151,139 notes July 16, 2012 Dumbledore:Welcome back to another year of Hogwarts! Dumbledore:I actually don't know why your parents still send you here Dumbledore:There's like a 30% chance you'll die tragically Dumbledore:And it just goes up every year Dumbledore:I guess that just means all your parents hate you Dumbledore:Great let's have some pumpkin juice